Celebrate youthful guile and snooty maitre d' comeuppance with Froman Sausage Co. gear, available in t-shirts, hoodies, baseball jerseys, boxers, and even thongs (though if wearing even an unmarked thong doesn't suggest Sausage, perhaps you're not a King at all).

Buy Froman Sausage Co. gear at CafePress.com

This post-St. Patrick's bash invites you to honor Jesus' foster father by buffeting on over 15 Italian classics (wood-fired oven pizzas, spaghetti w/ tomatoes & sardines, roasted striped bass), glugging vino, and engaging in spirited rounds of "Italian games" (Whoever lives with Mamma the longest gets a moped?)

More details at AMano.com

Just relocated to a cavernous former jail that reputedly once held Al Capone, this men's salon and gear emporium's giving Thrillist readers haircuts for 25%-off. Don't let the discount make you stingy, or you'll be incarcerated for tip evasion.

Discount good through March; more info at GuiseStyle.com

CBP aims to sample, rate, and lovingly photograph each of Time Out's "best burgers" from 2007, a monster task, considering the magazine highlighted 55 restaurants. The blog's just entering its second year, but is only around halfway done -- but that's okay, because who would possibly open another burger place before 2009?

Chow down at ChicagoBurgerProject.Blogspot.com