Chicago

At Saint Alfred: 1531 N Milwaukee Ave, between N Damen and N Honore; Wicker Park; 773.486.7159

These collab shades are available in matte black and ivory white, with both models sporting C&C's PacMan-styled chained "C" logo on the temple (Mosley's missing logo must look like a pulsating blue ghost).

9pm Sat at Between Boutique Cafe and Lounge: 1324 N Milwaukee Ave, at N Paulina; Wicker Park; 773.292.0585

$15 gets you three hours of unlimited well drinks & wine at this preview of Autumn/Fall duds, plus a gift bag stuffed with Lacoste and Between gift certificates, an article of gear tbd the organizers, and several articles of gear tb surreptitiously d'd by you.

The historically-minded Cubs blog has started posting positional matchups between the 1908 champs and the current roster (Frank Chance vs Derek Lee, Jimmy Sheckard vs Alfonso Soriano), while continuing to bolster trivia-obsessed categories like "Great Nicknames" (Bill "Buns" Madlock, Johnny "Bear Tracks" Schmitz) and "Great Mustaches" -- including one sported by Pete LaCock, who's also a favorite in the previous category.

At The Fig Tree: 1037 W Madison, between N Aberdeen and N Carpenter; Warehouse District; 312.226.6303

Holding up to ten quarters, this keychain's topped by an LCD-display alarm that'll beep whenever it's time to feed the meter again -- meaning you'll still get ticketed unless you remember to set alarms better than you remember to feed parking meters.

This bra-clad Chicago trader rants hilariously about her job and personal life intersecting, yet proudly boasts of having "****ed some of my coworkers". Perhaps not coincidentally, the posts dry up right after "Another Coworker Willing to get Risque on the Sexual Harassment Policy".