Every Wed starting tonight this upscale "Frenchasian" resto's going half-price on 7 signature cocktails (Knob Creek Cherry Blossom Manhattan, Yuzu Gin Fizz, etc), 15 wines, and 4 sakes, including "Snow Maiden" and "Bride of the Fox", who Matthew dumped for a hotter, younger sake after hitting it big with Party of Five.

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Made in KY, these 100% cotton pique polos w/ "destroyed vintage" finishing all rock hard-partying crests: "The Hangover" (a toilet), "The 40", "The Sid" (a mohawked Vicious), and a pole-dancing stripper number dubbed "The Polisher", a shirt that grossly comes in "Man Pink".

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Pull a book out of this stainless-steel alternative to bookends, and it'll tighten up around your remaining tomes. The device only holds four books total, totally letting you off the hook for watching all that TV.

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