Three hours of bone-crushing Mexican wrestling culminates in a six-way championship tag team featuring the likes of Mil Mascaras, Mascara Sagrada and Mascara 2000 -- heckle them about sounding like a cosmetics line, and they will fly into a murderous rouge.

Ringside seats $27/GA $22; get more info at CongressChicago.com

Available in three color schemes, these posters depict 91 Chicago 'hoods typographically; great for finding larger zones like Midway, it's unfortunately also great for not finding Calumet.

Get your 'hoody on at OrkPosters.com

To promote the NHL-branded Alumni Wine Series, Blackhawk icons Bobby Hull (2007 Chardonnay) and Tony Espositio (2005 Cabernet Sauvignon) are signing bottles of their signature vinos -- because when your team hasn't won the Cup since '61, you need the occasional glass.

Peep all the player wines at AlumniWineSeries.com

Type in a zip/address/point of interest, and this beta site'll kick back garage availability, free parking, metered spots, and permit restrictions (sadly lacking: "You are in a no hubcaps zone").

Find spaces at ParkingAnytime.com