This Karate Kid-referencing homage to the Cubs' imported savior'll add style to your fandom, but don't get carried away: the Cubs still aren't winning the Pennant unless he sweeps Albert Pujols' leg.

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Up your mother-loving ante with a $300 package that includes two one-hour spa treatments, two yoga classes, and an overnight hotel-room stay (by getting mom out of the house, you're also knocking out Father's Day, and Secretary's Day).

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This 19oz shatterproof pint glass promises 2-3 hours of brew-chilling thanks to a base filled with non-toxic, refreezable "ice crystals" (look close enough, and you will notice Marlon Brando telling you that you're adopted).

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This Wash U junior hasn't played organized hoops since the 3rd grade, but that hasn't stopped him from documenting his NBA Draft declaration and highlighting vitals like "Rebound" ("Only to Get Over Sarah"), "BLK" ("WHTE"), and "Similar Players" (Herm Klotz, the Kirk Hinrich of the 1940s).

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