Spend three hours test driving five exotic autos that cost nearly a million bucks combined: Ferrari F430, Lamborghini Gallardo, Porsche 911 S Cabriolet, Bentley Continental Flying Spur, and the Aston Martin DB9 Volante -- the car Kobe Bryant jumped over when promoting his new Nikes, after the director's entreaty of "Just do it...or no more Nutella!"

Get your swerve on at ChicagoExoticRentals.com

This North Shore Distillery co-owner details her boozing travels (New Orleans, Louisville, etc), doles out recipes (Tamarind Lemongrass Mojito), profiles renowned mixologists (Sepia's Peter Vestinos), and ventures controversial opinions: apparently, women can drink scotch, while a man should feel free to order berry margaritas despite sporting a pair of his own.

Get boozy at ThinkingOfDrinking.BlogSpot.com

Through June 1, this recently opened high-end "auto spa" is knocking $50 off their interior/exterior detailing package (or $5 off a basic wash). Instead of leaning against a payphone, wait it out in the lounge, w/ free coffee, a flatscreen, and computer terminals for checking AutoTrader.com when you realize not even a cucumber facial could pretty up your Corolla.

To get the deal, just mention Thrillist; more info at TempusAutoSpa.com

Hoping to become Playboy's 55th Anniversary Centerfold, two Chicagoans slink around in bikinis while showcasing their talents (imaginary hula hoop-ing; jumping on a bed) and career aspirations (have fun; be a go-go dancing dolphin trainer?).

Peep the YouTubes here.