Wrath Arcane
At p+L Boutique: 2956 N Clark St, between W Oakdale & W Wellington; Lakeview; 773.248.3758
At Bonnie & Clyde's: 1751 W Division St, between N Hermitage and N Wood; Wicker Park; 773.235.2680
Provided you're not unsalvageably ugly, dressing crisply can attract women, but it can also attract snide comments from men who insist you're out to attract not-women. Silence them with a touch of menace, with Wrath Arcane.
More toned down action includes the slim-fit "Drvss Shvrt" and the "Bvnker Pvnt", dress pants made from 100% poly-rayon -- so you'll stay wrinkle free as you sit on your couch, proving everyone wrong by watching Red Dawn alone.