Chicago

2131 N Damen Ave, between Charleston and Shakespeare; Bucktown; 773.235.1234

Just send G your girl's size, and they'll select her a year's worth of erotic undergarments, either from two specific brands (Hanky Panky and Cosabella) or a broader "grab bag"; either way, you'll enjoy the illicit thrill of knowing women are also thinking about getting your girlfriend near-naked.

Feign being vino-cultured with this high-end three-pack: the sparkling Graham Beck Brut (a fave of the First Lady-elect), the citrus and floral 2004 Kana “Katie Mae”, and the Grenache/Syrah blend Dm. Berthet-Rayne “Vielles Vignes”, sporting aromas like “dark chocolate, and a touch of barnyard (in a good way!)”.

1015 W Lake St, between Carpenter and Morgan; West Loop; 312.226.2247

Purses are delicate gifting territory, so get hers from this shopkeeper who meticulously culls in-demand bags from all over the world, from the Manhattan-made orange nylon MZ Wallace Ella (w/ six interior pockets & detachable pouch) to the Italian vegan “leather” Elezar Vivi Tote, roomy enough for a laptop, but pH-balanced for tons of makeup.

1917 N Damen Ave, between Cortland and Homer; Bucktown; 773.394.0000

Luxe yet affordable, Forever also offers a stupid-simple online ordering system for any level of gift certificate, which can be picked up at the front desk or e-mailed to you or her. Services include facials, waxings, and five kinds of hourlong massages ranging from Swedish to Prenatal (in which case you've already given her a present).

At Wolfbait & B-girls: 3131 W Logan Blvd, at Albany; Logan Square; 312.698.8685

Help her clean up with inexpensive, natural & organic products like hand-cut soaps, oats n' honey shampoo, various lotions, and reinvigorating body scrubs made from Epsom salts and sugar that smells like coffee -- leaving her more alluring than a $6 mocha.