These just-dropped, 100% cotton washed twill lids rep the North and South Sides w/ Tattooed's signature Superman/team logo design; each comes with an adjustable back strap secured by a brass ring (so the closest the Cubs come to that bauble will be your occipital bone).

Cover your dome with Cubs superpowers here

The Farmerie 58 couple's flagship, Shine (formerly Shine Morida) is moving to bigger, 80-seat digs decked out with ivory and caramel marbled walls and a nice-size outdoor patio. They're keeping 85% of their Chinese + sushi menu, but upping the beef quotient with the likes of "Yaki Niku Kabi" (steak w/ Asian green peppers) and "Hong Kong Steak" -- a ribeye served in a "rustic oyster sauce", presumably to capture the down-home flavor of Hong Kong's 7500 skyscrapers.

Shine's BYOB for a few weeks until its liquor license's locked down. Eye gorge at ShineRestaurant.com

The first brick-and-mortar from a former Tru pastry chef, Mama's baking up scratch-made pie (available whole, by the slice, and flights) in styles like classic apple, banana cream, peanut butter, maple pecan, and a riff on Southern-style chocolate "chess" -- fattening enough to ensure you never (check)mate again.

Peep the sweet at HoosierMamaPie.com

In a why-the-hell-not move ("After so many years of making soap with plain ole' H2O, we decided to switch it up..."), this Midwest e-tailer's augmenting its cold-processed handmade soap bars with 25 different brews including Harp, Shock Top, Red Stripe, Guinness, Sam Adams, and Shiner Bohemian -- funny, because proto-hippies didn't bathe either.

Clean up your drunken act at TheBeerSoapCompany.com