Because the loss of Jay Cutler already broke your heart, you might as well break enough bread this Sunday to finish the job off, which is why we got some of the city's culinary gods (and goddesses) to come up with these artery-clogging, easy-to-make recipes.
Manchego and Piquillo Spread
Sarah Grueneberg, Spiaggia
The Top Cheftestant has a simple plan for simultaneously introducing cheese and mayo to your system, whether on potato chips, hearty crackers, or fresh bread. Just whip it up the day before so the flavors can meld into a winning combination overnight, making it like the NY Giants of spreads.
Honey Harissa Chicken Legs
Justin White, Small Bar
With only four ingredients (OK, not including cooking oil) and the same number of steps (OK, not including "serve with celery"), these simple drumsticks come out loaded with the sweet & spicy flavors of North Africa, and are therefore probably popular with Morocko Cartwright.
Jalapeno Popper Sliders
Allen Sternweiler, Butcher & The Burger
The meat mecca has combined two game-day staples, essentially turning a jalapeno popper inside-out, then stuffing it between two buns, something Jay Cutler didn't do nearly enough of under center with his hands this season.