Someone impersonating the Bears' savior is throwing out regular dispatches ranging from questionable boasts (“won't devour anything quite like that until I go against the Lions' secondary”), to dubious tunes (“listening to NOW 30 while searching for a new pad in Chitown online...any suggestions?”), to a slippery grip on reality ("man i'm glad i didnt get traded to Michigan State...good LORD").
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