Someone impersonating the Bears' savior is throwing out regular dispatches ranging from questionable boasts ("won't devour anything quite like that until I go against the Lions' secondary"), to dubious tunes ("listening to NOW 30 while searching for a new pad in Chitown online...any suggestions?"), to a slippery grip on reality ("man i'm glad i didnt get traded to Michigan State...good LORD").
Proving that His Airness likes to gamble on more than just poker games, What The F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing? is a new Tumblr chronicling some... more
Follow Us
Thrillist on Facebook