Chicago

From a Wrigleyville investment consultant, GITKB's a profanely ridiculous, dude-centric cookbook with recipes that're easy (“Dumb Ass”), moderately challenging (“The Little Chef That Could”), and downright difficult ("Are You F%@king Kidding Me?"). The giddy highlights include “Pull My Finger! Pork”, “South Of My Border Pasta", and “Miso Honee Stir Fry”, letting you get As Nasty As You Wanna Be, on them water chestnuts.