This South Side-loving, Bill Swerski-cadenced rap vid showcases a heavily mustachioed 16-inch softball game, and rapid-fire shout-outs everything from Brian Dennehey, laser discs, and Portillo's, to Judge Mathis, Buick Skylarks, Dave Corzine's retirement, and O'Doul's -- though clearly something much stiffer was needed the day "Mr. 8.5ppg" left the NBA.
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