Chicago

Now accepting submissions, the Midwest-born king of cheap beers is conducting a competition to see who can craft the most captivating ode to their Blue Ribbon-winning brew, with winners in each of four categories (painting, photography, poetry, sculpture) standing to win $1,893 (representing the year of Pabst's own big win) and enough PBR to last a year, give or take, pending jeans' skinniness, mustache girth, and general ability to remain unshowered.

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