500 West Florida St, Milwaukee, WI; 888.543.4766
The Milwaukee-based, century-old furniture warehouse turned luxe tough guy getaway is further upping their machismo with on-site motorcycle rentals for four or 24-hour time slots, with rates varying depending on the sweetness of your ride, which you'll unquestioningly pay rather than admit the only Fatboy you know lives in your bathroom mirror.
Let it ride at TheIronHorseHotel.com

