Chicago

The freshly hatched brainchild of a vengeance-minded Chi guy lets you harness the power of the Internets for your own vindictive purposes, providing the opportunity to anonymously smite those who have wronged you with a well-crafted email (compose your own 200-character opus or select from goodies like "You are a vacuous suck hole of happiness") accompanied by an adorable animation of their bird logo doing something clever like pooping or vomiting, which is your typical response to acrimonious situations anyway.

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