Chicago

This Chi outfit's churning out a trio of 40-per-run tees, all scripted w/ “Support Your Local...”, followed by either “Lounge & Bar” (arted w/ 14 brand-name liquor bottles), “Tattoo Parlor” (topless women, skulls, and Mom), or “Theater”, whose marquee reads “Call for Matinée Showtimes” -- a quaintly irrelevant directive for users of Fandango, or patrons of the Admiral.

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