Convince her she's the only girl you care to ogle and spring for a photo shoot complete with professional hair and makeup and access to their full barrage of outfits and props (opt for a campier old-time "pinup" vibe or racier "boudoir" looks), then scope out the images online to figure out if you'd like them printed on a calendar, playing cards, or a leather bound book, none of which you'll have to secretly hide in the DVD case for Without A Paddle.

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