Las Vegas

It's not cheap, but Knockout's grandest package is worth the wad-blowing: roundtrip private jet transpo complete with "buxom Flight Babes", three nights in a Hard Rock VIP room, three private parties featuring the "Knockout" girls (including a pool party w/ bikini contest), and a high stakes tourney in Rock's brand new poker room with the girls there to root you on. The site's so hilariously racy (jet captain cupping Flight Babe's butt), it actually offers a separate link for anyone with a "Jealous or Insecure Wife or Girlfriend" -- too bad we're not posting it.