Screw lawn gnomes: this Houston-based maker of ceramic, "urban vinyl" sculptures wants you to terrify the neighbors with cartoonish oddities ranging from "Spike" and "Alien", who both resemble monstrously deformed bowling balls, to the neon fuzz ball-covered "CIA Bear", who by day "is a toy for the children, but at night, he guards the family" -- hopefully from the madwoman who makes this crazy stuff.

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