10:30pm, Fri Oct 9: AMPM Lounge, in Mosaic Dallas, 300 N. Akard St; Downtown; 214.969.5550
Held underneath AMPM's constellation of disco balls, this invite-only bash has invented a bizarrely chesty premise: upon entry, you're handed goofy, tape-reinforced glasses, which you're expected to rock as you attempt to run game on 10 uniformed members of the Lingerie Football League's Dallas Desire. Bring a fat friend to the football/nerd-fest, and you two can be DD Louis and Gilbert Brown.
As for that invite-only thing: RSVP to rsvp@ampmdallas.com. Call 469.733.5332 and mention the "birthday discount" for 25% off bottle service