Dallas

A pair of Houston hard-rock scenesters has launched this line of tees that cerebrumize 1980s movie posters, such as The Terminator (half-alloy, Gargoyles-wearing, heat-packing Krang), and Major League, a quivering wad of sunglasses-rocking, mohawked gray matter -- a nod to Sheen's character, though everyone knows the brains behind that operation belonged to Jobu.