Stuff Your Face(book)
with more delicious content
Sign Up Now Invite Friends

Wildcat Creek Quail Hunting Resort
Shooting things in Detroit... Texas

When it comes to hunting, roughing it's kind of a pain, but too much luxury and you'll spend all your time in the spa, making yourself look good enough to eat. Strike a bloody balance, at Wildcat Creek Quail Hunting Lodge.

Recently built and just handsomely expanded, Wildcat's a family-run, comfortable-but-not-ostentatious lakefront resort specializing in all-inclusive hunting packages, situated about 130 miles ENE of Big D on 830 managed acres on the south end of Detroit, Texas, where people don't stop believing...in creationism. Upon arrival, you're put up in a rustic lodge room with double queen beds & wireless 'net; after a Southern-style breakfast, you'll head out on a full- or half-day bush-bird hunt complete with a field lunch, kill cleaning, pro guides, retriever dogs, and silent-but-deadly electric buggy transport, as seen on the popular blog "Stuff White Hunters Like". Upon your glorious return, you'll get plenty o' beers, plus a hearty gourmet meal (steak, stuffed mushrooms, garlic mashed potatoes, the occasional mahi mahi) cooked by a culinary school grad, after which you can hit up the hunters' lounge for pool, cards, and satellite TV, without which, come late-night you'll be stuck watching Phil Hellmuth play cards.

You can also tack on bonus activities: hog & deer hunts, lake or stream fishing w/ rented rods or bows, clay & rifle ranges, or a "3D Archery Range" with dummy animals. If you're ill-equipped for adventure, you can pre-order nearly everything you need from their new pro shop, including brush pants, boots, shells, even blaze orange hats/vests/jackets with optional monogramming -- though after your time in the rose-petal sauna, all people will read is YUM.

Previous Venue Next Venue Venue Description
1. Wildcat Creek Quail Hunting Resort 4467 Farm Road, Detroit, TX 75436

Recently built and just handsomely expanded, Wildcat's a family-run, comfortable-but-not-ostentatious lakefront resort specializing in all-inclusive hunting packages, situated about 130 miles ENE of Big D on 830 managed acres on the south end of Detroit, Texas, where people don't stop believing...in creationism.

Other Stories You Will Like

Like what you see?

Grab seconds on our Facebook page.