Spitz Grand Opening Party Half off kebabs and $2 beers

Dolled up with light fixtures resembling dangling slabs of gyro meat, this kebab joint's celebrating their opening with $2 beers, wines, and sangria, and 50% off their entire (if concise) food menu: sandwiches, wraps, and salads loaded with chicken, doner (gyro), or falafel with feta and veggies, as well as sides like sweet potato fries and hummus w/ lightly fried pita, for the subtlest of heart attacks.