Thanks to Dante's beverage magician Tom Tellier, you don't have to go through Hell, or even Purgatory, to revel in the Paradise that is a new cocktail menu, specifically their "Crazy 8s", which features, yep, eight new cocktails for just $8 each. Some highlights:

Noce Manhattan: Not just what dudes from BU exclaim when they get off the ACELA at Penn Station, the Noce opts for a sideways take on the classic featuring whiskey, walnut liquor, and antica vermouth.

Golden Negroni: Three times as good as the lame Bronze Negroni, this 'tail features gin, the French bitters Suze, white vermouth, and lemon.

Bella Donna: Take down a couple of these whiskey, white port, and Aperol numbers, and your ability to talk to women at the bar will turn into Divine Comedy.