The season of ugly Christmas sweater parties is upon us, and let's be honest: that striped reindeer cable knit you found at Goodwill ten years ago needs to be retired. But instead of raiding your stepgrandma's closet again, why not try Coke Zero's wardrobe on for size? For the next 12 days, the diet cola is inviting users to test out their "sweater generator", an interactive tool stocked with pirate snowmen and Santa hat-wearing dinosaurs that helps you reach new holiday wear heights.
The sweater generator lets you select cut, colors, stripe placement, and, of course, embroidered flair. After you've completed your masterpiece, you can submit it to Coke Zero, and from there it'll be opened to the voting public. The 100 sweaters nabbing the most votes will be stitched into reality and mailed to their loving creators just in time for the holidays.
That means it's time to put your complete lack of taste to good use, friends! Those godawful sweaters aren't going to design themselves.