Wholesale warehouses are where it's at for pricey booze these days. $17,000 bottle of Macallan at Costco? How about an entire BARREL (and not the kind those awesome cheese balls come in) of whiskey at Sam's Club.
The barrel above was spied by Redditor domantor1 and, believe it or not, it's the bargain of the bunch. One of the first JD barrels spied was nearly $10,000, while another in Lincoln, Nebraska was spotted for almost $9000. Now obviously that's Ed Begley Jr.-type money, but it will last basically forever, especially if you're the type of responsible drinker who buys entire barrels of whiskey. So do yourself a favor and find a bunch of buddies with deep pockets to go sixteenth-skies with you on this thing.