The Big Aristotle is making his own Shaq-sized cream sodas, and they're under a buck
Admit it. All those years that you anxiously watched Shaq's Hall of Fame career as a TNT analystrapperHollywood genie dominant center, what you were really thinking was, "What would it be like to taste a beverage made from fluid that has been wrung out of that man's sopping wet jersey?" Finally, Arizona (the company that makes iced tea, not the state) has made that dream of yours a reality (well, not exactly), announcing a line of soft drinks called Soda Shaq.
4% rotten tomatoes! "all natural" ingredients.