Because drinking from regular solo cups and taking shots out of "normal" glassware is for pretentious elitists, we've rounded up some cartoonishly awesome goods that range from toxic shooters to canoflauge wraps intended to discreetly conceal that delicious BL Lime.
Big Mouth Toys Hide-A-Beer Can Wraps
"Oh hey guys… this? Why, it's just my delicious sodium- and calorie-free J&S seltzer that doesn't suspiciously smell like beer in the slightest! Anyone up for some seltzer pong?!"
Big Mouth Toys Gigantic Red Party Cup
In case anyone had any doubts as to why you showed up, just stare at them blankly, abruptly point to the cup, grab their shirt by the collar, chug contents, don't break eye contact.