Maybe you like brunch, or maybe you're a terrible person who has no friends -- either way, if you're gonna do brunch, it damn sure better include bottomless boozing. To wit: we found SIXTY-SIX never-ending drinking deals around the city, tried all of them, took a nap, and then conveniently organized them neighborhood-by-neighborhood below.
210 East 3rd St
The Deal: An entree, plus 1.5hrs of drinking your choice of tropical mimosas, red or white sangria, Champagne mojitos, Champagne margaritas, Bloody Marys, and house beer, runs you $25.95.
103 Avenue B
The Deal: $19.95 gets you unlimited mimosas and Bloodys with your entree.
33 Avenue B
The Deal: An entree and bottomless white/red sangria, mimosas, or Bloodys for 1.5hrs runs you $26.95.
23 Avenue A
The Deal: $15 for all-you-can-drink fancy, Latin cocktails, plus standard brunch 'tails for 1hr.
41-15 31st Avenue
The Deal: Add 11 bucks to brunch for allllllll the mimosas, bellinis, or Bloodys.
111 West 17th Street
The Deal: $21.95 for an entree and non-stop mimosas.
131 West 23rd Street
The Deal: $35 for your entree and bottomless mimosas, Micheladas, or select draft beers for 1.5hrs.
191 7th Avenue
The Deal: $39 for your entree and unlimited Bloodys, mimosas, screwdrivers, and Champagne for 2hrs.
Verde on Smith
216 Smith St
The Deal: $16.95 added to your meal gets you bottomless Champagne, mimosas, bellinis (peach, mango, raspberry, strawberry) screwdrivers, or Bloody Marys for 2hrs.
233 E 14th St
The Deal: $25 for brunch, plus unlimited mimosas and Bloody Marys on Saturdays.
Three of Cups
83 First Avenue
The Deal: Add just $5 to your brunch entree and get unlimited Bloodys and mimosas for 2hrs.
Vamos! Tacos & Tequila
348 1st Avenue
The Deal: Between 12-4p, you can add $9 to any entree and get 1.5hrs of unlimited margaritas or sangria.
Harry's Cafe & Steak
1 Hanover Square
The Deal: You get unlimited Champagne brunch with the purchase of an entree -- it's $7 for 1.5L of juice to make it a mimosa.
Harry's Italian Pizza Bar
2 Gold Street
The Deal: $17.95 for any item, plus unlimited Bloodys or mimosas for 2hrs.
250 Park Avenue
The Deal: $18.95 for unlimited Champagne cocktails, bellinis, and other brunch 'tails 'til 4p.
92 Madison Avenue
The Deal: Their "punch brunch" is $29 for a bowl and gives you an entree and
your choice of bottomless apple tequila or vodka-cranberry punch -- Sundays only.
80 W 3rd St
The Deal: You can add $14 to your meal for unlimited Bloody Marys and mimosas.
222 Thompson St
The Deal: From 11a-4p you can add $10.95 to your entree for unlimited mojitos or sangria for 2hrs.
132 West Houston
The Deal: $30 for one brunch entree and 2hrs of unlimited mimosas and Bloodys.
The Half Pint
76 W 3rd St
The Deal: $14 for Bloodys, mimosas, or brunch punch for the entire duration of your meal. Bonus: they have a Bloody called "Mary's Got Back" that's maple-bacon flavored.
West 3rd Common
1 W 3rd St
The Deal: $30 for a brunch item and unlimited Bloody Marys, mimosas, and screwdrivers from noon-4p.
5 and Diamond
2072 Frederick Douglass Boulevard
The Deal: $30 prix-fixe menu with unlimited mimosas from 11a-330p Saturday, and 11a-4p Sunday. Plus, for an extra $2, you can turn those mimosas into bourbon-Champagne cocktails for 1hr only.
Hudson River Cafe
697 W 133rd
The Deal: $25 for prix-fixe menu that includes one brunch item plus unlimited brunch cocktails for 1.5hrs.
2168 Frederick Douglass Blvd
The Deal: Bottomless mimosas for $13.
523 9th Avenue
The Deal: $16.95 gets you unlimited Bloodys, margs, bellinis, screwdrivers, Champagne, and mimosas.
645 9th Avenue
The Deal: $12.95 for bottomless bellinis or mimosas for 2hrs.
329 W 51st Street
The Deal: $12 unlimited "exotic fruit" (!) mimosas for 2hrs.
570 Tenth Avenue
The Deal: For $40, you get unlimited food and cocktails.
82 Stanton Street
The Deal: From 11a-2p you get unlimited Bloodys, mimosas, screwdrivers, greyhounds, and an entree for $15.95.
384 Grand Street
The Deal: An entree and endless frozen margaritas, mimosas, sangria, Marys, and La Flaca Amber Ale for 2hrs for $22 from noon-4p, every day of the week.
137 Ludlow St
The Deal: $29 for unlimited Bloodys and mimosas, plus an entree, from noon-4p.
157 East Houston
The Deal: $13 for bottomless mimosas in three flavors: blackberry mint, orange vanilla, and elderflower melon.
177 East Houston
The Deal: Add $15 to your meal for bottomless sangria, 11a-5p.
165 Allen Street
The Deal: $15 for bottomless sangria and punch. Also: they've got a DJ!!!
71 Clinton St
The Deal: An entree, coffee, and unlimited mimosas for $18.
The Sixth Ward
191 Orchard St
The Deal: For $15 you get unlimited Bloodys or mimosas for 2hrs.
8 Little West 12th Street
The Deal: Groups of up to seven people get a brunch entree and unlimited Champagne cocktails for $30 per person.
941 2nd Avenue
The Deal: $13 for an entree with an extra $10 for unlimited mimosas, bellinis, screwdrivers, or Bloodys from noon-4p.
Aspen Social Club
157 W 47th St
The Deal: $25 gets a brunch item plus all-you-can-drink Bloodys or mimosas from 11a-3pm with a 2hr limit.
Dock's Oyster Bar
633 3rd Avenue
The Deal: $28 for a prix-fixe with never-ending Bloodys or mimosas, and MINI-MUFFINS!
560 Third Avenue
The Deal: $15 unlimited mimosas, Bloody Marys, and screwdrivers 'til 4p.
450 Park Avenue S
The Deal: $33 for a brunch item and non-stop Bloodys, mimosas, or bellinis for 2hrs.
The Crooked Knife
29 East 30th St
The Deal: $29 for an entree and allllllll the mimosas and Bloodys available from 10a-4p with a 2hr limit.
The Deal: Anything off the menu plus bottomless sangria is $24 for 2hrs.
279 5th Avenue
The Deal: Add $3.95 to the $12.95 brunch for unlimited mimosas, bellini, Champagne, or Bloody Marys.
225 7th Avenue
The Deal: $16.95 for unlimited mimosas, Champagne or Bloody Marys from 10a-4p.
259 Flatbush Avenue
The Deal: $10 for unlimited Bloody Marys, mimosas, and sangria.
60 Thompson St
The Deal: Unlimited mimosas and bellinis with their $25 prix-fixe menu.
22 Peck Slip
The Deal: $27 for an entree and all-you-can-drink from noon-4p.
134 Reade St
The Deal: On Sundays you can add $16 to your meal for never-ending mimosas.
118 E 15th St
The Deal: $30 for one brunch item and unlimited beer & cocktails.
East End Bar and Grill
1664 1st Avenue
The Deal: Add $15 to a brunch item for every single drink you can drank for 2hrs from noon-4p.
106 W 73rd St
The Deal: $20 for unlimited mimosas, Champagne, screwdrivers, Bloodys, strawberry sangria, or bellinis; available from from 11a-4p on weekends.
45 W 81st St
The Deal: Complimentary sangria is served throughout your brunch, but they kindly ask you don't sit for an excessive amount of time, which is apparently somewhere around 3hrs.
185 Columbus Ave
The Deal: Complimentary unlimited sangria, Prosecco, mimosas, or Bloodys are served with a brunch item.
The Deal: If you buy a brunch item and one mimosa or Bloody Mary, you get refills on it fo' free.
140 7th Avenue South
The Deal: They've got a prix-fixe menu for $24.95 that includes 2hrs of unlimited margaritas, mimosas, or wine.
189 W 10th St
The Deal: $26 for unlimited mimosas or Bloodys, and your entree is included.
Garage Restaurant and Cafe
99 7th Avenue S
The Deal: $22.95 for a brunch entree and infinity mimosas, Bloodys, and screwdrivers, BUT everyone in your party has to do it, and there's a 1hr time limit.
60 Greenwich Avenue
The Deal: $22 for all-you-can-drink mimosas, bellinis, & Bloody Marys for 1hr.
Havana Alma de Cuba
94 Christopher St
The Deal: $10.95 gets you unlimited Spanish-style cocktails for 2hrs, available from 11a-4p.
64 Downing St
The Deal: $25 gets you your choice of entree and never-stop-pouring bellinis, house wine, or mimosas.
202 W 14th St
The Deal: 2hrs unlimited Bloodys, screwdrivers, mimosas, or Champagne for $16.95.
569 Hudson St
The Deal: $24.95 scores you your meal along with unlimited mimosas or Bloodys for 1.5hrs.
140 W 13th St
The Deal: If everyone at the table gets the deal, you get two tapas and one side plate OR a wood-fired pizza, with your 1.5hrs of unlimited brunch cocktails for $29. Totally simple, right?
305 Bedford Avenue
The Deal: $20 gets you an entree and bottomless drinks like sake Bloody Marys, Sapporo with lemon/ginger, and honey sake mimosas.