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Candied bacon & BBQ sauce: Portland's 8 best Bloody Marys

In honor of football, drinking, America, and YOU, we proclaim the Monday after the Super Bowl shall henceforth be known as National Hangover Day. It’s a day for hangovers to be celebrated, embraced, and combated in the most enjoyable of ways -- namely, eating delicious food, and possibly drinking more. The ultimate goal? Getting the entire country a day off work, a beautiful dream you can help make happen by signing this petition to our sports-loving President right here and tweeting it.

The immediate goal though? Fixing that hangover, which is why we've got Portland's best Bloody Marys, right here...

Olympic Provisions
Once they figured out that adding cured meat to a Bloody Mary is the best idea since, like, our crawl of sweet sausage dishes, OP embraced it so completely that they... um, probably should have been included in our crawl of sweet sausage dishes.
Urban Farmer
Best Toppings / Accoutrements
, Downtown
Not only is this a good place to get the party started, it’s great place for some hair of the dog, thanks to a rotating pickle selection and maple-cured candied bacon, as well as two different types of Mary.

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East Burnside
It's got a thick tomato base and so much tabasco and Creole spices that, with apologies to the lovely ladies at these fine establishments, it's probably the hottest thing you can find at a bar in Portland.
Podnah's Pit BBQ
Podnah’s Pit
This untraditional Mary is packed with all sorts of made-in-house goodness in the form of meat & veggies cooked over their pit with a healthy dollop of BBQ sauce.

Irving Street Kitchen
Most Refreshing
The Pearl
This refreshingly citrusy/tangy Bloody is made with entirely housemade and/or organic ingredients, most notably lemon juice and fresh grated horseradish. 
Woodsman Tavern
Barrel Aged-iest
Could also be called the most Portland: it's a solid, salty 'tail with some serious added depth, thanks to its time spent in the barrel.
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Classic / Blue Collar
It’s exactly what you'd think it'd be from a seriously overlooked breakfast spot that's too often passed over in favor of flashier, and presumably more-easy-to-pronounce, spots. 
Overall Best
Its only got 12 tables, and handful of bar seats, but this Swedish spot could easily fill 'em all on the strength of a Bloody Mary that gets its spicy sophistication from a splash of Aquavit.
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1. Urban Farmer 525 SW Morrison St, Portland, OR 97204

An actual sustainably sound restaurant (not just another trend-follower...), Urban Farmer boasts "barrel to bar" drinks, beef-cut options that will make you pound your chest, and sides like Asparagus and Lefse (asparagus and what?), which consists of crème fraîche, confit lemon, and dill.

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2. Olympic Provisions 1632 NW Thurman, Portland, OR 97209

OP Northwest is setting you up with some fine fowl and more, either dine-in or take-out, with eats that'll rock your face, like a whole, slow-cooked rotisserie chicken, buttery mashers, biscuits, veggies, and an iceberg wedge. They're also known for their next-level charcuterie plates, with high quality meats like proscuitto and more.

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3. Screen Door 2337 E Burnside St, Portland, OR 97214

Screen Door knows Southern cookin', modeling their menu off of such spots as South Carolina Lowcountry and Cajun flavors from New Orleans. What's more, their meals are made with local organic produce and meats to ensure you appreciate the food as much as they do.

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4. Podnah's Pit BBQ 1625 NE Killingsworth St, Portland, OR 97211

Podnah's Pit's a smoked meat temple in Portland with BBQ styles emulating Carolina and Texas.

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5. Irving Street Kitchen 701 NW 13th Ave, Portland, OR 97209

Irving Street Kitchen's got a classic space with wood-accented bar and serves up a killer Bloody Mary.

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6. The Woodsman Tavern 4537 SE Division, Portland, OR 97201

The Woodsman Tavern is a gastropub delivering scrumptious food while still proving their a bar is just not for how with a great cocktails, a wine list that traipses across the globe and top-notch draught beer. Add its welcoming, communal decor, feels like a hang-out spot of the highest quality.

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7. Sckavone's 4100 SE Division St, Portland, OR 97202

This family owned Italian resto has become a staple of the PDX brunch scene. Try the house-made entrees ranging from bennies to Florentine or their chicken-fried steaks. You can also enjoy the spicy bloodies and other b-fast 'tails, as well as the cute servers.

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8. Broder 2508 SE Clinton St, Portland, OR 97202

Established in 2007, Broder may only have 12 tables and limited bar seating, but they make the most out of it by serving up delicious Swedish fare and an array of adult beverages that're worth waiting in line for.

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