Because man cannot live on gluvine alone, unless that man is named Jürgen, the folks at PDX's Eastside Distilling just added a trio of limited-edition holiday liqueurs to their already ridiculous offerings -- and an added gift, they want to make you the best elven bartender since Tom Cruise with these Thrillist-exclusive cocktails.
The Santa Royale Holiday Spice Liqueur gets cut w/ Grand Marnier, a little OJ who was just great in the midget version of Naked Gun, and a small scoop of lemon sorbet, then gets served in a martini glass. Get the recipe here.
Frosty the Snowman In order to make you a holly jolly soul, Eastside's Eggnog Liqueur gets blasted with whipped cream, which liquefies in the shaker before you pour it into a rocks glass with crushed ginger snaps stuck to the rim. Here's how to make it.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma will definitely be stumbling around people's roofs, and other reindeer-traffic-heavy areas, after a few of these candy-flavored cocktails featuring Peppermint Bark Liqueur mixed with rum and served with a garnish of crushed candy canes. Become Granny's new favorite with this recipe.