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Burritt Tavern
Order this off-menu drink, and an Uber will take you to a secret club

This is literally straight out of some James Bond movie (except minus the part where a short Asian dude throws a hat at you)...

Right this very second, there's a secret drink available at Burritt Room + Tavern that when ordered, will get you access to a private social club, which an Uber (that's waiting out front) will take you to, totally for free.

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The drink is only available in the main dining room, so first things first: snag one of these super-sexy booths. Second things second: ask for the Wingtip Vieux Carré Me Away. Winking probably isn't necessary, but you can do it if you want (... to be creepy).
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They'll return with two things. First, this custom-made coaster with an embossed Wingtip shoe, so you'll know you've made it.
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And second: the drink itself. Subject to availability and at a not-pocket-decimating $16 (considering what comes after it), the drink -- created by Wingtip's Bar Director Brian MacGregor -- doesn't skimp on the ingredients: Glenfiddich 15, Remy Martin VSOP, Benedictine, and two types of bitters.
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While you're enjoying your meal, the restaurant will call the concierge at Wingtip (that private social club we've told you so much about) to let them know a very VIP guest is coming (you, it's you) in a group of up to four (who all have to order the cocktail).
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Walk outside the Mystic Hotel after dinner, and an Uber black car will be waiting to take you over to the club in comfort.
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You'll arrive at the regular, old storefront, walk in, and take an immediate right over to the elevator banks.
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... enter the main lobby, where the concierge will have your name from Burritt Room + Tavern and'll help you figure out what you want to do with your night's access to the club. Do you want to:
... check out their almost-the-largest-in-the-city, exclusive whiskey collection?
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In a room with a rotating fireplace where you can read or play games?
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Or in the room behind that fireplace where you can wear a velvet smoking jacket and watch that game?
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Or maybe grab a drink at the bar made with rare Japanese whiskey?
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With ice from a machine that presses a block...
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... into this perfect, non-dilluting sphere (/possible crystal ball)?
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Or maybe just practice your swing on a state-of-the-art golf simulator that uses light and sound sensors to calculate the distance?

Joe Starkey is Thrillist's San Francisco Editor and totally wasn't pretending he was James Bond going to a secret, high-stakes poker game when enjoying this whole experience. Follow him on Twitter.
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1. Burritt Tavern 417 Stockton St, San Francisco, CA 94108

Just off the Stockton Tunnel's front door, Burritt Tavern is Charlie Palmer's new imbued-in-dude den inside the Mystic Hotel, a throwback adjacent to the namesake bar w/ a 122-seat dining room wrapped in century-old natural wood, and filled with gunmetal-finished, steel-framed booths that're privatized with a close-able velvet curtain, so no one'll hear you asking your friend what "imbued" means.

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