4 foolproof ways to sneak booze into Bumbershoot
Bumbershoot is almost here, and while we're all excited to see Wu-Tang in Memorial Stadium, we're a little less excited about how long the lines are for beer and booze at this festival. Unfortunately, booze is one of A LOT of things you are not allowed to bring with you to Seattle Center.
Coincidentally, we wrote this article about four ways to sneakily hide booze in everyday objects that would pass inspection and be allowed into the park. But we definitely in no way endorse doing it, because that would be against the rules. So check out these nifty hacks, fellow rule-followers, and definitely don't use them to bring alcohol into Bumbershoot. Or something.
1. The Beer-ito
You will need:
1) A tall boy of your favorite beer
2) A giant tortilla
3) Tin foil
4) Basic wrapping abilities (basic rapping abilities not required)
2. Boozy Bears
You will need:
1) Gummy bears
2) Alcohol
3. Booze-screen
You will need:
1) Sunscreen bottle
2) More alcohol
STEP ONE: Empty the sunscreen bottle, and wash very thoroughly (although coconut flavored alcohol is pretty good).
STEP TWO: Fill with booze of your choice.
4. A Pringles can o' mini-bottles
You will need:
1) A Pringles can of your favorite flavor
2) 3-4 airplane-size bottles of alcohol
And there you have it: four ways to hide booze in normal items that we do not recommend you sneak into Bumbershoot. We really cannot emphasize that enough.
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