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Screw camping: the 5 outdoors-iest bars in DC

You've probably asked yourself this question a thousand times before: why would I ever go camping in the woods, when I could instead go to five bars that LOOK like the types of places you'd go camping in the woods? Exactly. Here's a look at a quintet of DC's flannel hot beds (including one that just opened!).

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Copperwood Tavern
Shirlington Village, VA
New this month, Copperwood Tavern serves up moonshine and beer-sauced grilled meat in an atmosphere you might call arousing (there's lots of wood).
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Copperwood comes courtesy of the dudes behind The Mighty Pint and gives a serious shout out to the late, great moonshiner Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton, a Cocke County, Tennessee bootlegger known for his beard, profanity, and awesomely named home county.
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Copperwood'll let you sip your moonshine (they've got six kinds) while you super-meta-ly look at a behind-the-bar picture of a cabin whose wood made the bench you're now sitting on.
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Look at this nook with a faux moonshine rig above it. LOOK AT IT. Don’t you just wanna sit here and eat bison meatballs and bison chops?
Kabin
Kabin
Dupont Circle
Because nothing goes with cabins quite like club dancing (?), roll up your flannel sleeves, grab a Three Pins shot, and get your grind on at Kabin. The owners say the nightclub is a 180-degree departure from the DC social scene. It's probably closer to a 167-degree departure, but still.
Clyde's Tower Oaks Lodge
Clyde’s Tower Oaks Lodge
Rockville, MD
This place is like one of those choose-your-own-adventure books, not because you'll immediately skip to the back and then cheat your way to living happily ever after, but because they actually have a lot of different options: there's a boathouse bar, a tack room, the Saranac room, epic porches, and the show-stopping Great Room, constructed out of a 200-year-old timber barn they brought in from Vermont. Also: fried pickles and 14 beers on tap!!
Buck's Fishing and Camping
Buck’s Fishing and Camping
Chevy Chase (DC)
Buck’s is so neighborhoody that they don’t take online reservations or bother with Twitter. You actually have to SPEAK to each other, much like a real camping trip. Oh, and everything is fire-lit so you’ll look good drinking a beer and eating that wood grilled steak.
Teddy & The Bully Bar
Teddy & The Bully Bar
Dupont Circle
The 26th president? He really liked "big sticks", but he freaking LOVED "bigger guns", which's why there’s no shortage of rifles at his namesake restaurant. Cozy up under some artillery and discuss your hunting conquests over 26-day barrel-aged Old Fashioned’s. Like you do.
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1. Clyde's Tower Oaks Lodge 2 Preserve Pkwy, Rockville, MD 20852

Choose your own adventure. They've got a boathouse bar, tack room, Saranac room, fly-fishing display, some taxidermy, and great porches. But be sure to visit the Great Room, constructed out of a 200-year-old timber barn that they brought in from Vermont. Eat fried pickles while you admire twig art.

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2. Copperwood Tavern 4021 Campbell Avenue, Arlington, VA 22206

The guys who have been slinging you beers for years at The Mighty Pint are behind this spot that gives a serious shout out to the late moonshiner Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton. Bison meatballs and chops, six kinds of moonshine, and a massive dog-friendly patio ensure you won't want to leave.

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3. Teddy & The Bully Bar 1200 19th St NW, Washington, DC 20036

Teddy & The Bully Bar is the second prez-themed bar from the Lincoln folks, w/ this Roughrider going all “robust masculinity”: animal heads, rifle lights, and a menu showcasing wild game.

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4. KABIN 1337 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20036

KABIN, in Dupont Circle, is where discotheque meets après-ski chalet.

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5. Buck's Fishing & Camping 5031 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008-2024

A self-described "Fish Camp of a restaurant", Buck's delivers wood-grilled steaks and an extensive wine list in a hunting lodgy, fire-lit atmosphere.

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