Los Angeles

The Critic's headlining the opening weekend of his eponymous three-level, 400-seat, tropical-themed club, with stage-side faux palm trees and a giant mural of Waikiki; other performers this weekend include Tia Carrere, Laugh Factory regular Quinn Dahle and Half Baked's Harland Williams. Of course, there's a full bar, as well as pizza from Mulberry St., desserts from Jerry's, and appetizers from The Perfect Bite, a Glendale company that crafts gourmet burgers and tortas in bite-sized form, which for Lovitz, could be absolutely any size at all.