Mother's Day is coming, which means you really only have two options: 1) create some sort of gravitation machine to reverse the Earth's rotation and go back in time and kill the man who invented Mother's Day, or 2) take your mom out to a nice brunch. Just in case you don't figure out the easier way first, here are some spots where you can take her as a last resort.
Nervous Regarding the World Mom
700 N Colorado Blvd, Suite A; Southeast; 303.736.6200
There's a reason this ever-popular brunch spot has expanded to five Colorado locations. This particular one is the best bet for a nervous mom: she won't have to brave the young whippersnappers at the Cap Hill Snooze nor the craziness of the Ballpark location, and can instead enjoy their sweet, delicious pancakes and mouth-watering Bennys in a stress-free environment.
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2134 Larimer St; Five Points; 303.379.9759
Take yo momma's mouth on a journey around the world with brunch eats like a Benedict with Finnish flatbread, Aquavit Gravlax, vodka Hollandaise, and whitefish roe, plus steak and eggs paired with fried cornbread, a crab cake, and sparkling dill Hollandaise. Bon appetit, or whatever it is Finnish people say!
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Mom Who Hates Your Life Choices
The Brown Palace Hotel
321 17th Street; CBD; 303.297.3111
A hotel that's been around since 1892 and has hosted almost every US prez (damn you, Coolidge!), the Palace offers a Dom Perignon brunch in its opulent dining area where the Champers flows like water, and heaps of eggs, seafood, sushi, and pastries from the hotel's bakery will make mom forget she hasn't approved of a single decision you've made since moving out of her house. (The Champagne will be a big part of this.)
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1610 Little Raven St; LoDo; 720.904.0965
Bring your mom in and she gets
a British mother handed to her a free mum just for dining at the swank LoDo eatery, but she also gets to hear music from a DJ and drink bottomless brunch 'tails like sangria, Bloody Marias, and mimosas. Prepare to hear what she really thinks of you!
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Very Old Mom
The Egg & I
560 S. Holly St; Glendale; 303.577.9050
With tons of egg dishes (from Benedicts to skillets and hashes) that are perfectly soft for dentures, this particular Glendale location is always full of seniors quietly enjoying their meals as precious seconds tick off their lives. Your mom will feel right at home!
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