That Female Body Inspector costume will absolutely get you laid, but even better, it can score you a $3 Chipotle burrito. Wander into any chain location on Halloween in any costume, and you can grab a burrito, bowl, salad, or order of tacos for just 600 hay pennies.
Now, this is a dollar price-hike from last year, but who cares? The window for cheap 'ritos is from 4p to close, and all profits up to $1mil will go to Chipotle Cultivate Foundation, which is all about sustainable, healthy food harvesting that's humane to animals. And allowing you to humanely eat like three burritos for the price of one.