What could it be?: A Velveeta hot tub? Curly's gold?!
What it is: A bunch of cheese-stuffed pretzel bites.
What could it be?: A piece of trash found on the Hostel set? Something stolen from Mr. McGregor's garden?
What it is: Salami… nature's greatest fruit.
What could it be?: That one thing… what do you call it?
What it is: Oh, that's right. A Whatchamacallit.
What could it be?: The helmet Princess Leia wore when she was pretending to be a bounty hunter? An air filter from a college dorm?
What it is: A portabello mushroom, not to be mistaken for those mushrooms you did eat in your college dorm that made you think you were Princess Leia.
What could it be?: The surface of some distant frozen planet? Liza Minnelli's CAT scan?
What it is: A ham & cheddar Hot Pocket.
What could it be:? A beehive made of jelly beans? The weirdest Greek yogurt packaging ever?
What it is: A pomegranate. And it's wonderful.
What could it be?: A bunch of ants trying to cross the Amazon? A lost Mario Kart level?
What it is:
Peter Jackson A kiwi.
What could it be?: A misplaced prop from Pacific Rim? A discarded deep-fried Kleenex?
What it is: A grocery store egg roll.
What could it be?: A piece of candy your grandmother has had on her coffee table since before you were born? Your actual grandmother?
What it is: A good old-fashioned Banquet chicken pot pie.
What could it be?: An aerial photo of the world's most polluted lake? Kirstie Alley's circulatory system?
What it is: A Boston cream donut.
What could it be?: Moby Dick's mouth, the geriatric years? A decades-old cautionary poster about the virtues of safe sex?
What it is: A taquito that's been on a 7-Eleven rotisserie for 12hrs.
What could it be?: A Georgia O'Keefe painting depicting the blossoming of female sensuality? Prince's dirty sheets? Same thing?
What it is: An artichoke… so at least you got the art part right.
What could it be?: An ancient sarcophagus? The grossest hard-boiled egg ever?
What it is: An Almond Rocher.
What could it be?: Donor eggs from an Oompa Loompa fertility clinic?
What they are: Donor eggs from an Oompa Loompa fertility clinic: aka Gobstoppers.