Everyone has those moments when they awake from the stupor of early-morning teeth-brushing and realize that their cut six-pack abs
that they never had in the first place have disappeared and been replaced by a lil' paunch. But only a true man, upon seeing this change, feels immense pride in the vast accomplishment of eating well. These men are lovers of life and of all things delicious. This Fat Kid Friday is for you, true man. And for those of you who still sport your cut six-pack abs... Yeah, read this list, and your days are numbered.