Behold, the Alphabet Sandwich ("M" is for "morbid obesity")
In an effort to unite fans of alphabetization with fans of skyscraper sandwiches, DudeFoods has painstakingly crafted this "Alphabet Sandwich" using 26 toppings, each beginning with a different letter -- and that's not even counting the bread (because "b" is always for "bacon"). Skeptical of this crowning achievement? Read the entire ingredient list and weep/drool:
- Avocado
- Bacon
- Cheese
- Doritos
- Egg
- Fish sticks
- Garlic bread
- Ham
- Italian sausage patty
- Jalapeño peppers
- Krispy Kreme donut
- Lettuce
- Mac 'n cheese
- Noodles
- Onion rings
- Pepperoni
- Queso blanco dip
- Ramen noodles
- Spinach
- Turkey burger
- Usinger's bratwurst
- Veal Parmesan
- Waffle
- Xylocarp
- Yams
- Zucchini
Alright, so "xylocarp" -- which is a fancy name for coconut -- might be stretching it a bit. But the feat is still mighty impressive, and finally answers the question of whether Krispy Kremes pair well with nacho cheese and processed fish. Turns out they do.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and would like someone to send her the Jackson Five "ABC Sandwich" hidden track she is sure exists. Follow her to food-related B-sides at @kristin_hunt.