This place sells cups of edible, gourmet cookie dough
Though cookie dough ice cream poses important scientific queries, sometimes you just want to bypass that vanilla nonsense for the raw dough. But sneaking spoonfuls out of the Toll House pack is still seen as "a cry for help" by most of society, which is why an LA business has dressed the whole thing up as a gourmet boutique.
Edoughable makes fancy batches of cookie dough that range from your standard chocolate chip to s'more scoops. While they're based in Los Angeles, they'll ship the stuff to you through their site, which also offers gift cards for the oven-phobe in your life. Now, as so many redditors have pointed out, this stuff is not cheap. Each 8oz serving runs $8-$10, and that's not taking into account the shipping costs. We're holding out hope that Edoughable docks their prices down the line, but for the time being, we're just glad someone's bringing PB&J cookie dough to the masses.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks someone should mass-produce Go-Gurt tubes of cookie dough. Follow her to Shark Tank pitches at @kristin_hunt.