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We opened 350 fortune cookies... in bed!

As an ode to the wisest of all cookies -- aside from the Fig Newton -- we cracked open a lifetime's worth* of fortune cookies to investigate which sound the funniest... in bed!! Because that's what people say to be hilarious. Keep scrolling for the results. *Calculated based on four Chinese food meals per year starting at birth until the age of 87.5

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