Good news, everyone! It's National Chicken Wing Day, and you know what that means --
everyone gets a free chicken wing hand-delivered by Joe Biden Hooters is giving away all-you-can-eat wings (bone-in only) at all their locations across this great nation, for the low, low price of $12.99. The ultimate goal of their promotion is to serve 1,000,000 wings to hungry customers throughout the day, proving once and for all that this is the greatest chicken-appendage-consuming country in the world, and that if we put our minds (and guts) to it, we can accomplish true feats of tomfowlery.
Use this page to find your nearest Hooters, and fly that coop, brother.