How much to tip... bartenders
Bartenders put up with people who maybe should've stopped at two buttery nipples
, frustrated dudes who have struck out with 95% of the girls at the bar, and impatient people who don't understand it takes a few minutes to make a craft cocktail. Here's what to tip your saintly bartender, along with commentary from a bartender who's young, but already grizzled
$1 p/drink (at a volume bar) or 20% of the total (at a craft cocktail bar)
"When I worked at a nightclub, it was $1 a drink, though if you get a Coke and a draft beer, the tip can still be $1. At a craft bar, we're all about the total."
If you order a water/soda:
Anything other than change is appreciated
"We hate when people give us quarters. If someone's gonna put 50 cents at the bar, I smirk and won't even take it. Don't waste my time with change. if you're gonna make an effort, give me a dollar."
If you order a draft beer/bottle/bomber:
"Think about the effort the bartender has to make. To open a bottle of beer or opening a bomber is the same amount of effort."
If you order a craft cocktail:
"If I did all this legwork and had to deal with stupid people for an hour or two and you tip me 10%, I'm gonna stab somebody."
"If I'm making someone a Ramos Gin Fizz -- a drink that's gonna take me two to three minutes to make, I expect at least 20% on that. These drinks take so long to make, some customers get mad they'd take long, and then they'd give less than 20% because they think we're giving bad service. Chipping an ice ball with your bare hands takes time."
If you order multiple drinks at happy hour:
20% on the drink's original price
"You're supposed to tip on the drink's normal price. Say a drink is normally $10 and you get it for $5, you still tip $2 for 20% even though it's discounted. It's cheaper for you, but the bartender isn't getting paid more hourly. They're still working for the same, right? People should still tip like it's the normal price.
No one says, 'Can I have the menu with the real prices? I need to make sure I need to tip right.' No one even thinks about it. I just tip really well on happy hour, usually around 50%."
If you order multiple drinks and the bar's packed:
"Depends on how much they order throughout the night. If it's four people deep at the bar and they come up and order three to five drinks for their friends every so often, then that's time I could be serving other people. And by that time, they ask me my name and shout my name across the bar and expect special treatment. If I'm holding a tab for them and keeping track of all that, then a bigger tip helps. At a busy nightclub, even if it's super busy, $1 a drink. At the craft cocktail bar where I used to work, we'd get super busy and I'd have two six-tops to myself and a whole bunch of people at the bar, and sometimes I'd get swamped, and 20% would be great."
If you're with a huge group:
Auto-gratuity and another 10% on top
"The place I used to bartend, we'd take six to eight tops on our own. I'd have to make eight drinks that took me two to three minutes each, and
take care of people at the bar. After a while, some people drink faster, so you get stuck with a single drink order. I'll ask 'Does anyone want anything?' Everyone stares at you. When you go back to the one person who ordered and drop the drink off, then
everyone asks. Every time you go back to the table, people order another drink. If I do all this legwork and have to deal with stupid people for an hour or two and you tip me 10%, I'm gonna stab somebody. Some auto-gratuities are 18%, so even with that, it's not up to standard. Some people see auto-gratuity on their bill and say, 'They didn't ask me.' A lot of times you gauge out a table. If people are cool and appreciative, then there's no point. Sometimes it pays off and sometimes it backfires."
If you want to be a regular the staff likes:
50% on the total
"I think most regulars, most people who are liked at a bar have established themselves as being good tippers. A lot of bars have regulars that take up a barstool all goddamn day and barely tip. The ones you like are conscious of that. Instead of them sitting there for four hours, we could've had six to eight people sit at that barstool and make money on the collective checks.
A lot of times people become regulars because they're nice to talk to, and they also establish themselves from tipping well. We had a regular [at the craft cocktail bar] who'd be there for three to four hours, and he'd read in the corner or he'd want to have an existential conversation. No matter what he had, he'd tip a $100. We'd usually hook him up with a drink or two, or buy him and his date a drink. No matter what, he'd tip well."