Stuffed crust pizza is awesome, but it can always be improved with tacos. Or also, more cheese. Which is why Pizza Hut is rolling out a better, faster, stronger 'za that boasts three different cheese injections.
Starting October 20, you can order up a Pizza Hut stuffed crust pie with white cheddar, provolone, and mozzarella cheeses. This three-fromage experiment is apparently the chain's latest attempt to lure millennials and adults -- who are a group that is clearly against a single-cheese system -- to The Hut rather than kids and families. And according to the bigtime pizza barons, it could turn Pizza Hut's stuffed-crust line into a $1bil brand in just three years, which is a lot of cheddar. And provolone. And mozzarella.
So, you could wait around like a chump until that momentous Sunday. Or you can hop on Twitter right now and beg The Hut for the stuff in your city a week early using the hashtag #3CheeseStuffed. Or you can journey to San Jose, CA; Salem, OR; or Silver Spring, MD, where they are apparently already being served, because those guys have high-level government connections.