Thanks to the relentless creativity of their "CE-Yo!" (...), frozen yogurt chain 16 Handles has just unleashed an artisan Oktoberfest soft serve flavor low-fat enough that it won't split any lederhosen. Unfortunately the dessert is non-alcoholic, but on the plus side it combines traditional Oktoberfest flavors like malts and hops with the stout creaminess
and adorable comic strip observations of oatmeal. They suggest topping it with peanuts or their Coney Island Crunch mix, which luckily involves no really fat people in wife-beaters eating hot dogs on a boardwalk.