When you cut the people's choice for our national anthem and refer to yourself as the world's greatest, people expect you to excel at every aspect of your life. Well don't worry, guys, it seems like R. Kelly is living up to those hopes and then some. Vulture managed to snag the man's grocery list, and rest assured that it absolutely contains dino chicken nuggets.
The handwritten list apparently came courtesy of a recent guest in R. Kelly's home who took it upon themselves to pass along this glorious information. (Whatever, Julian Assange.) It's all pretty great, but here are a few highlights:
Head over to Vulture to see the whole thing, and remember: the next time someone tries to give you grief for buying Go Gurt, you tell 'em you're slurping R. Kelly's elixir.