In an effort to make your ice cream experience even more extreme than that time you ate a King Cone AND a toasted almond bar while thinking about skateboarding, Czech carmakers Skoda took one of their 21ft monster trucks, slapped some pink paint on it, and dumped a massive fake whipped cream and cherry garnish on top. Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes on the most alpha ice cream truck anyone's hood has ever seen.
The so-called "world's biggest ice cream van" is set to begin touring the UK next week. It'll make its first stop at the Bournemouth Air Festival in Dorset, England on August 29 and set up shop there 'til September 1. Then it has TBD plans to hit up some "King of the Mountains" stages at Tour of Britain before settling in at the Royal County of Berkshire Show in Newbury from September 21-22. They'll be dishing about 6500 ice creams in that timeframe, but if you can't get your ass to the UK then, check out this sweet video of the truck in action below: